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Man Admits He's In a Dead-End Body

Saying this was not at all how he had pictured himself at age forty-two, a California man said he has nonetheless found himself, in his middle age, stuck in a dead-end body. He says the best thing he can do is try not to screw it up any more than he already has. #Funny


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