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Jeter Says Goodbye To Bronx, For Good

Citing a litany of reasons ranging from the neighborhood’s high crime rate to the soul-crushing sight of its urban decay, retiring Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter concluded his farewell speech yesterday by informing the sellout home crowd that he will never step foot in the Bronx again. #Funny


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