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Man Saddened That Short Jewish Women Will Always Be His Type

While reminiscing about his romantic past Monday, area resident David Simms was shocked and a little saddened to realize that short women belonging to the Jewish faith and possessing an active interest in the world of theater have always been, and will always be, his type.,2585/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:NA:InFocus #Funny


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