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Woman Weighs Dying Alone/Match.com User

Onion News. An Oregon woman is weighing the bleak, barren tundra of isolation extending endlessly before her against going on a date with Mike4763 from Match.com. She’s considering clicking the site’s “Wink” feature, or eventually being interred unloved and unmourned in the frozen, gray earth. http://goo.gl/kgV1cm #Funny

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