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Youth Announce Haunted House Plans

Emphasizing that the seasonal attractions would be scary and dark, the nation’s younger cousins held a press conference Friday announcing their intentions to cry at haunted houses this year. They also plan to spend several minutes shaking their head ‘no’ outside the entrances. http://goo.gl/y2bYsQ #Funny

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