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Liberal Art Grad Forgets Human Condition

Saying he could barely recall anything about the inescapable aloneness of individual existence, a recent liberal arts graduate from New York has confirmed that he he’s already forgotten roughly ninety percent of the human condition. Not a total waste, he says he remembers that God doesn’t exist. #Funny


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