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Protect Yourself From Ebola

Some tips for protecting yourself from Ebola. Boil all bodily fluids before consumption. Avoid eating bat soup. Give billions of dollars to pharmaceutical companies. And continue following lifelong plan of avoiding Dallas, Texas, at all costs. http://goo.gl/ii3hoI #Funny

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