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Juror's Too Far In For Clarification

Noting that the term was used dozens of times during the previous two weeks, juror Michael Kerr said he was too far into a capital trial at this point to ask what “contusions” are. Kerr said he planned to look up the term as soon as he got home after voting guilty. #Funny


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