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Man's Chromosomes Deflect Responsibility

Attempting to distance themselves from the man’s outward appearance, the forty-six chromosomes of Alabama sales associate Peter Macon vociferously denied that they had played a direct role of any kind in his physique. They said, regardless, they plan to kill him off through a congenital heart defect. #Funny


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