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Exclusive: Video Game Guard Tells All

In an exclusive interview, a video game guard told reporters that he was under strict orders to repeatedly pace the same stretch of hallway. He says he is also ordered to leave his back exposed to several key air ducts and unlocked doors that could be accessed from outside the base. http://goo.gl/H8OPBE #Funny

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