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Everyone's Life Is Exciting And New - Except Yours

A new 400-page report released Monday by the Pew Research Center confirmed that everyone—absolutely everyone—other than you is starting new, exciting phases of their lives and careers. http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-everyone-starting-new-exciting-stage-of-lif,34738/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:3:Default #Funny

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