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Most Spectacular Ebola Quarantine Center

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has assured Dallas residents that AT&T Stadium is prepared to serve as the most spectacular Ebola quarantine center ever assembled. Sources confirm, however, that parking spaces will remain at their current average price of one-hundred and twenty dollars. http://goo.gl/JvRPyG #Funny

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