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NYC Addresses Ebola Concerns

Hoping to downplay fears of a potential Ebola outbreak in New York City, health officials assured residents that most puddles of bodily fluid found on the streets are not contaminated with the deadly Ebola virus. They also said Ebola patients should refrain from discharging bodily fluids in public. #Funny


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