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Terrifying Man Selling Trees At Middle School

Clutching a jagged hacksaw while staring from his black ski mask, a terrifying figure has reportedly been selling dead trees to passersby in the Fairfax Middle School parking lot for two weeks. http://www.theonion.com/articles/terrifying-man-selling-dead-trees-out-of-middle-sc,34783/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:3:Default #Funny

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