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White House Summons Castrato

The White House has confirmed that the commander-in-chief summoned presidential castrato Loreto Caffarelli into the Oval Office to soothe his fraying nerves. The castrato was instructed to await the request of the weary Obama, who was meeting with senior advisors. #Funny


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