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Matson's Injury Not Season-Ending

Forty-Niners backup safety Corey Matson’s knee injury will ultimately cause him chronic and excruciating pain for the rest of his life, but it’s thankfully not expected to end his season. Matson claims he is fully prepared to play through the pain, ensuring permanent damage. #Funny


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