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Family Impressed With Alcoholic Dad

Members of Patrick Malliner’s family admit they’re impressed by the extra effort the fifty-one-year-old Michigan father of two has been putting in to concealing his excessive drinking from them. They are also impressed with him coaching his friends to corroborate his alibis. #Funny

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