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Bill Adds Patrols To U.S. Poverty Line

Congress has approved a landmark bill that will deploy armed patrols along the U.S. poverty line. The bill’s sponsor cites the success of the impenetrable wall that the U.S. has built along its upper boundary between the middle class and the rich. #Funny


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