See More Hear More Watch More Hear More Get on iTunes
The Onion TheOnion

Stepfather Faces Barren Bio Legacy

Shaking their heads at the numbskull’s completely idiotic priorities, sources confirm that moron stepfather Jeffrey Ryan is taking care of a three-year-old child who doesn’t even possess his genetic material. Doesn’t he understand that the boy will only leave him a barren biological legacy? #Funny


More from