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Consumer's Death Shakes Corporations

Corporate America was shaken recently after learning of the sudden death of longtime consumer Arthur Henderson. Executives say they were blindsided by the retiree’s abrupt passing, emphasizing that the beloved, reliable customer continued spending until his final moments. http://goo.gl/oUULqQ #Funny

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