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Americans' Rare Gorging Opportunity

Sources have confirmed that the Thanksgiving holiday granted millions of American the rare chance to eat incredible amounts of food while watching football. Americans cherished the lone day of the year when they can simply gorge themselves with food and football. http://goo.gl/mTSGp4 #Funny

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