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Man Leaves Finger Behind On First Date

Seeking a second date with Rebecca Murphy, Mark Klinger cleverly removed his right pinky finger during their date and intentionally left it between cushions in Murphy’s living room sofa. http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-on-first-date-cunningly-leaves-behind-one-of-h,34853/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:3:Default #Funny

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