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LEAK: CIA Responsible For Van Halen Coup

The U.S. government has declassified hundreds of documents that confirm the CIA covertly organized and executed the coup that ousted lead singer David Lee Roth from Van Halen. Operation Diamond Cutter exploited preexisting strains in the band to replace Roth with Sammy Hagar. #Funny


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