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'Too Nippy' For Rescue Crews

Law enforcement says conditions are too nippy to continue the search and rescue of Kyle Higgins, a hiker who’s been missing for two days. Sheriff Hagedorn says he hopes the fatigued and possibly injured hiker finds a cozy little spot in the vast expanse of wilderness and stays nice and snug until help arrives. http://goo.gl/iP3jZ9 #Funny

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