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Lineman Opens Up Hole In Frontal Cortex

Exploding out of the three-point stance and driving the Auburn defender backwards, Florida State guard Josue Matias opened up a massive hole in his frontal cortex during the National Championship game. http://www.theonion.com/articles/offensive-lineman-opens-up-massive-hole-in-his-fro,34868/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:1:Default #Funny

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