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New Hippocratic Oath, BCBS Vow

The AMA has updated the Hippocratic Oath. It includes a vow of loyalty to national health insurance giant Blue Cross Blue Shield. It also includes vows of loyalty to avoid pricey tests and referrals, and to do no harm to any in-network patient so far as it remains sufficiently cost-effective. #Funny


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