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U.S./China Schlubs' Low-Level Talks

Sources confirm that schlubs from the U.S. and China met in Australia this week for a series of low-level talks. They reportedly addressed reducing tariffs on microwaveable mozzarella sticks, establishing worldwide manufacturing standards for foam beer koozies and more. #Funny


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