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New Drug Gets You High As A Kite

On Monday, Sloan Laboratories, a subsidiary of the Wilmington-based Merton Pharmaceuticals, unveiled Dexiflux-V, a new miracle drug its creators claim will enable users to get "high as a fucking kite.",562/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:NA:InFocus #Funny


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