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American Dream Now Just A Settlement

Social scientists confirmed that the concept of the American Dream, the widely held aspiration among U.S. citizens of achieving financial security and personal happiness, now consists entirely of receiving a substantial out-of-court settlement. http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-american-dream-now-an-outofcourt-settlement,34972/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:1:Default #Funny

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