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God Says He Never Forgives Anyone

Calling into question centuries of religious dogma and commonly held beliefs, the Lord Our God, Creator and Supreme Ruler of the Universe, admitted Tuesday that in actuality it is “extremely rare” for Him to ever forgive an individual. http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-admits-he-rarely-forgives,34970/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Quote:2:Default #Funny

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