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2014 Newsmakers - #9

Top ten newsmakers of 2014 – number nine. Count Farnsworth T. Pennyweather. Commonly spotted in the town square winding his gold watch and imbibing the most robustly aged cherry brandies, he has become well-known for his voracious appetite and gentlemanly fashion. #Funny


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