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AlQaeda Pissed SuperBowl Tix So Pricey

According to high-ranking al-Qaeda sources, local operative Fasad al-Hashimi reportedly expressed disbelief Thursday over the exorbitant price of Super Bowl tickets, complaining that even the cheapest seats were listing at nearly $2,000.,35106/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:1:Default #Funny


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