See More Hear More Watch More Hear More Get on iTunes
The Onion TheOnion

Lawyer Recycles Opening Statements

After staying up until 2 a.m. without once glancing at the notes for his upcoming trial, procrastinating defense attorney Stephen Crawford reportedly just decided to reuse, word-for-word, the opening statement from his previous trial.,35158/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:3:Default #Funny


More from