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Supreme Court Witnesses Justice-Hatching

Crowding around an incubator, the U.S. Supreme Court gathered this week to watch a brood of baby Justices hatch from their eggs. Justice Scalia had to be removed to prevent him from eating the weaker baby justices who he noticed were expressing personal views on public policy. #Funny


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