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U.S. Offering Citizen Severance Package

In an effort to make the nation a leaner, more dynamic international force, the U.S. is reportedly offering one hundred million American citizens generous severance deals to leave the country. The packages include federal benefits and temporary constitutional benefits. http://goo.gl/jEOBxV #Funny

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