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Cult Member Picky About Showing Up

Admitting that he has become “more of a casual follower” in recent years, local Infinite Light cult member Stephen Walsh, 31, told reporters Friday that he now only attends sanctum on the faith’s major bloodletting holidays. http://www.theonion.com/articles/lapsed-cult-member-only-attends-sanctum-on-major-b,35211/ #Funny

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