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Alito Asserts Fundamentalist Matrimony

Supreme Court Justice Alito is reaffirming a deeply traditionalist definition of the institution of matrimony. He declared marriage can only exist between a man and the tempestuous sea – a “seafaring man and the solitary life of fickle winds and brine-crested breakers”, to be exact. http://goo.gl/eDVqOX #Funny

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