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Diphtheria Excited About Possibilities

Following a flare-up of measles in California, the disease diphtheria says it’s excited about the possibility of a new outbreak in America. Diphtheria went on to say that, if everything really fell into place, it’d be able to reunite in the human population with typhus and polio. http://goo.gl/UpLkHA #Funny

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