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Warning: History Is Expanding

The nation’s historians are warning that the past is expanding at an alarming rate. The study warns that the sum total of past time grows progressively larger each day, making it unlikely anything can be done to halt, or even slow down, the relentless trend. http://goo.gl/mfBPf0 #Funny

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