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Valiant Man Offers To Pay For Abortion

His seed having taken hold within the loins of his beloved, modern-day Lancelot Aaron Grimaldi selflessly proffered a goodly portion of his wages this week to pay for his fair lady Kelly Webster’s abortion. He said she could put it on his card. #Funny


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