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Man's Overshadowing Birth Weight

Travis Whitaker told reporters today how all of his numerous accomplishments are routinely overshadowed by his hefty birth weight of ten pounds, six ounces. Earlier today a coworker interrupted Whitaker’s story about studying abroad to say that his delivery must have been hell on his mom. #Funny


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