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Sneaky Leftover-Eater Confident In Theft

Andrew Beyer says he can safely have two more bites of his roommate’s leftover chicken pad thai before any decrease in volume became noticeable. The only issue he ran into was frantically trying to remember which way the takeout container was facing in the fridge. #Funny


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