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Man Cutting Down On Small Pleasures

Stan Keppler says he has started bringing in lunch from home to cut down on his small joys. Looking to further reduce his simple pleasures, Keppler says he’s considering canceling his cable service as well, which would save him ninety hours of genuine relaxation time per month. #Funny


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