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Eat Meat, Die Young

According to a study published Wednesday in the Journal Of The American Medical Association, researchers have discovered a strong correlation between regular meat and sugar consumption and premature death among those who choose to lead happy and fulfilling lives. http://www.theonion.com/articles/study-links-meat-sugar-consumption-to-early-death,35447/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:1:Default&recirc=lifestyle #Funny

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