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Church Honors Those Who Just Show Up

Alerting faithful around the world to changes regarding its process of beatification and canonization, Vatican spokesman Fr. Federico Lombardi announced today that the Roman Catholic Church will now bestow sainthood on any man or woman who attends weekly mass on a regular basis. http://www.theonion.com/articles/desperate-catholic-church-now-offering-sainthood-t,35456/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:3:Default #Funny

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