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ExxonMobil Finds New Oil Reserves

ExxonMobil has revealed a lucrative new oil extraction method that involves drilling directly into gas stations. The company is also exploring the possibility that there are still massive untapped sources of oil already in Americans’ cars, as well as their homes. http://goo.gl/193u88 #Funny

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