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Important Archaeology Discovery

Archaeologists have discovered an ancient amphitheater where they believe the first inconsiderate prick reserved seats for friends who were running late. Linen fibers were found spread across multiple seats, suggesting the ancient dickhead used his tunic to save the seats. http://goo.gl/jlm5XA #Funny

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