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Prison Not Sure Why Inmate Not Rehabbed

Reportedly left dumbfounded by the news that recent parolee Terry Raney had been reincarcerated on charges of assault and battery, officials at Woodbourne Correctional Facility struggled Tuesday to make sense of how the prisoner had not been rehabilitated by 15 years of constant threats, physical abuse, and periodic isolation. http://www.theonion.com/articles/15-years-in-environment-of-constant-fear-somehow-f,35434/ #Funny

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