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Statues Our Nearest Non Living Relatives

Following an exhaustive six-year analysis of numerous inanimate beings, scientists at Oxford University announced Thursday they have conclusively proven that statues are our species’ nearest nonliving relatives.,35517/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:1:Default #Funny


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