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Country Demands Zip-Line Infrastructure

Frustrated citizens nationwide are calling upon federal officials to at long last update the country’s obsolete zip-line infrastructure. The frustration stems largely from the aerial transit system’s failure to accommodate the growing number of harnessed and strapped-in travelers. http://goo.gl/xO7a6y #Funny

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